I have found the new definition of skinny jeans- Jeans that fit last winter, but are now about a size too small but you decided to squeeze your wide ass into them anyway. I thought, "They will stretch a little as the day goes on." HA! WHAT was I THINKING? I am going with, "the jeans cut off circulation to my brain" excuse.
To top it off, I had vocals class today. Needless to say, I was able to go into my high range with absolutely no problems. However, my professor told me that I had to expand my mid section to breathe properly. This required me to give a disclaimer for everyone to back up.... just in case the button on my jeans gave way, flew across the room and lodged itself in a classmates eye. I just cannot live with that on my conscience.
As of now... Jeans-1 Katie-0
This weekend the tables will turn when I purchase a few pairs of jeans that do not cause me to break into a cold sweat and become light headed. Then the jeans of my demise can just sit there.. in the dresser... feel completely left out and neglected. I hope those jeans feel as badly and they made me feel today!!! (shakes fist)
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